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Why do milking stools only have three legs?....

Because the cow has the Udder!

 
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An Oldie and a groaner.....

A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his cows are frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows motionless like statues.

It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this would happen. The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his impending poverty.

Just then, an elderly woman by, "What's the matter?" asked the old lady.

The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament to the women. Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to normal and chewing the cud.

One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was full of healthy animals. The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a repayment for her deed.

She declined his offer and walked off across the field.

A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer. "You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.

"No" said the farmer "who?"

........Wait for it.....it is worth it........

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"That was Thora Hird."

 

 

 

 

 

 
The Dairy worker PDF Print E-mail
Written by Alison Goodfellow   
Friday, 02 January 2009 15:13

Did you hear about the dairy worker who accidentally got knocked into a vat of dairy produce?

He got the sack for getting in the whey!

 
The Magic Tractor PDF Print E-mail
Written by Alison Goodfellow   
Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:01

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

Last Updated on Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:09
 
The Bull Sale PDF Print E-mail
Written by Administrator   
Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:48

Farmer and his wife go to the bull sale.

Wife says "Look this one's served over 20"

Walking on further the wife says "Look at this one. He's served over 50"

Right at the end as they get to the last one she elbows the farmer and scoffs "Look this one's served over 200!"

Farmer turns to his wife and says "Aye, but not all the same cow"

Although in Intensive Care, the farmer should make a full recovery!

This is a joke in circulation. It is posted on this website as a bit of fun. It is not meant to offend and we apologise if you find it so. 

Last Updated on Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:14