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Written by Administrator |
Monday, 08 December 2008 12:02 |
A man owned a small farm in Aberdeenshire. The Department of Wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the rep. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board. The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whisky every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit," says the rep. "That would be me," replied the farmer.
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